Friday, August 20, 2010

Important Things You Need To Know

Being Friday, I think it's important to round up the Important Things that have been going on.  I decided this when the morning show that was on informed me, "It's Friday. Now THAT'S News."  It sure seems to pass for it.

Important Things to Know from The Morning Show

  • It's Friday (I'm glad they haven't stopped reporting the day yet.)
  • Sometimes you feel like fries, sometimes a baked potato.  Sometimes it depends on how many fries you have had during the week, after all it's important to have "everything in moderation." (Mom once told us they only got french fries when they went to the fair.  Apparently that was deprivation, not to be confused with moderation).


Important Things to Know from CNN.com

  • From their "Single? Welcome to the Club" feature: "More than half the unwed are women."  (there's a shocker)
  • From the Headlines: "Tainted egg sickness likely to spread" (I thought it was salmonella, or more commonly food poisoning, but apparently people are suffering from The Tainted Egg)


Important Things to Know from Fox News

  • From the Tasteful "Features and Faces" section: "Cougar Love Just a Theory?" reveals that a thorough study of an unnamed number of online daters confirms that "the phenomenon of the 'cougar' is a myth, confined to the world of celebrities." (At least we know we can count on Fox news to get to the heart of the matter)
  • From their "Mosque Debate Could Linger Into November", check out their forums! (the racist-sexist-misogynistic-general-bias-generating-hate-fear-and-anger reporting department had so many stories this week!  Good job guys! Anyway, Fox set up a forum where you can help them do a better job reporting!!! So navigate over to the "Why American's Believe Untruth" Forum and leave your suggestions. I'll suggest they rename the forum "Why American's Believe Terminal-logical-inexactitudes.")
  • From Fox Health: "How to Tell If You Are Cheating" (Umm... Ok...)


Important Things to Know from NHPR.org

  • From their Headlines: "Bill Binnie's full-page ad says newspaper uses 'Communist Marxist Source' to attack him." (I want to meet this source. I wonder if he's left over from the 50s, or if he escaped from Inception)

Monday, August 16, 2010

The Choice: Flying or Invisibility, what super power would you choose?

NPR's This American Life posed this question to some random people - I missed the beginning of the show, so I do not know how they were selected.

My immediate response was flying. Why? Because then you can get places fast. And if you happen to end up someplace dangerous, you can fly out of harms way. In fact, I'm not sure I get the point of invisibility. In our modern world, this 'super power' almost seems built-in to our way of life.

Upon further reflection, I thought I would not like to fly very high because it gets cold quite quickly, and I do not like the cold. Also, I would not like to increase altitude quickly, because with a tendency for sinus issues, changes in air pressure can be painful. Also, in the winter, I would not fly if there was a snow storm, I think the cold ice hitting your face would hurt, and the wind might make flight hard, so on those days I would work from home. Also, I would not fly if there was a lightening storm, for obvious reasons. Still, flying would be fun and useful. Invisibility... not so much. Invisibility, as a super power, I dismiss you.

On NPR there was a suggestion that those that want invisibly are more full of guile and trickery and that those that want to fly are lying, or have a super hero complex. The idea was presented that invisibility is a 'villainous' trait while flying was 'heroic'. One person stated that everyone really, in their heart of hearts, wants invisibility. Several people stated it was a hard choice, and they flip-flopped between the two.

I would suggest that drawing such conclusions from a false choice, such as the one presented, is a bit silly. Still, since it's Saturday, maybe there is some truth to this, considering how the modern world has developed. People who were thinking about invisibility listed, as pluses, that they could sneak onto airplanes and travel for free (hello? If you could fly you could travel for free without being crammed into a plane). They also listed variants on the 'sneaking in to...' theme, which can be summed up by reviewing the most popular uses for the Internet. That's right, people also want to see Toy Story 3, for free. So, maybe that is what a majority of the population wants, though at this point it does seem redundant.

For me, barring finding myself at Hogwarts with a need to do unsanctioned research in the restricted section, I really don't see invisibility as being a practical super power. In fact, in real life I have sort of an inverse cousin of this superpower. People think they have seen me places when they have not seen me. These are not doppleganger situations. For example, one year the office had a Christmas party, and people kept telling me they saw me at the party. This was fascinating, because I had not attended. Conversations would go like this:
"So, do you remember the bread sculptures at the Christmas party?"
"bread sculptures? No. But I wasn't there."
"Yes you were, I remember seeing you!"
"Really? And did I say anything to you?"
"Hrmm. I know you were there."
Ok then. This has happened to me more than once. And I am not a quiet person, in fact I have a reputation for being loud (which I have decided to blame on my hearing-impaired father).

So, there is no question in my mind. Flying is the best choice. And it's not even like it has to be heroic or noble. You could be a really good villain if you could fly. You could put cats high up in trees, you could break into museums and banks through roof access panels, you could smash glass ceilings in mall food courts releasing trapped birds and stopping the horrid din of echoing voices. Though that last one might be too heroic for a villain. I really do not get the appeal of invisibility. So, I have decided, to do a non-scientific, unfunded, social experiment. I asked people (and by people I mean family and friends) to write down which super power, of the two, they would choose and why. I have told them that first they should write their gut reaction, then they should think about it and put their final decision.

Here are the results:
We had 2 people change their answer, the results posted are the final results.

Flying: 4
Invisibility: 5

Flying by gender: 3 f, 1 m
Invisibility by gender: 2 f, 3 m

Flying supporting reasons:
1. Fast Transport (most popular answer)
2. Dreams of flying, association with feelings of freedom
3. Travel to remote place, where you can be invisible

Invisibility supporting reasons:
1. Sneakiness (most popular answer)
2. Get free stuff
3. Get free admission
4. No place to fly

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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Name all the games we had on the Odyssey, Go!

Calling all retro video game fans, that knew me when I was six!  I need your help!

Unlike Picasso and Vincent, I did not have the latest or coolest video game systems.  We had the odd, church auction game systems that no one knows existed.  How unlucky ;)  Turns out we should have kept it.
<-- This one is selling for $199
If my parents paid more than $20, I'll eat my socks. 
Few people know the Magnavox Odyssey even existed.  Even fewer know it had some of the best games ever.  I know this, but I can only drag this pitifully short list out of my memory banks:



Monkey Shines - featuring a creepy blue monkey cover, this involved climbing ladders and monkeys that turned red and tried to kill you.

Helicopter Rescue - You had a helicopter. There were people on buildings that needed rescuing.  Good thing you were there.

Lord of the Rings (shared) - this was the lord of the rings game before the movies.  I remember it was long.  I think it had 2 cartridges.

Pole Position - Or some race game, I think it was pole position.  No home game system is complete w/ out a race game.

Some keyboard game (I don't remember the point or the name)
???

Help!

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Cube Art

Party House

Sorry for the huge blogging gap!  There was a delay due to work combined with a required two week party.  Now everything is back to normal-ish again.  Vincent and Picasso miss all their friends..  "What happened to the party?" they ask.  OK, they didn't really ask, but they've been moping around the house for two days now.  The Patch Hill Party Dogs are suffering from post party blues! 

Vincent in his Party Hat

I believe the first pic is him registering a general complaint.  Sorry bud, Noah says everyone needs a party hat.

Picasso's Perfect Sit



Picasso sitting so nice, almost like he's begging, but no one would teach him that!  He's looking at you doggie grand parents..


UPDATE: In a transparent effort to keep someone at home with them, they did not perform their doggie jobs of waking me up if I sleep past 7.  Instead, they let me sleep until 8. 8!!???!  Bad Doggies.