Socks, Rockets and Thieves?

(AP) The story of the breakup of a small local cover band has taken several unexpected twists and turns. AP reporters tracked down Ethel, after receiving an email from her stating her location. They confirmed she has indeed left the state and, in fact, she has left the entire region. Such a drastic move left many reporters questioning the reasons for her actions. Several questions were directed towards Ethel when she arrived home, but she deflected all questions, stating the AP should talk with her representative.

After a few moments of confusion it was discovered that her representative was a stray tabby cat named Sunshine, who was sitting on a hand written letter. The letter disclosed the following information:

Ethel decided to leave the band Socks and Rockets after Creative Differences with Certain Individuals could not be resolved to her satisfaction. Ethel felt Selling Out would be in everyones best interest, while her band mates wanted to Stay True to the Music. After exhausting all avenues of communication, Ethel decided it was time to move on and start a career in the opera/hip hop/holiday/children's hybrid genre. Research shows the popularity of these genres should create profitable opportunities. She asks everyone to refer to the following link:
http://boingboing.net/2008/04/17/25-minute-compositio.html
Sunshine
Ethel's Representative
July 25, 2010

This is where the story becomes really strange. Sources informed the AP Ethel had been connected to a string of violent library robberies in the area. Eyewitnesses stated that one of the robbers was rapping something that sounded like "buy a bow, buy a gun, for Christmas at Target" Which is reportedly similar to lyrics Ethel has been working on for a new song, allegedly titled Children Love Yom Kippur. Police confirmed they had questioned Ethel in the case, but the investigation is still open and no charges have been filed. Ethel's Facebook page states she had "... already testified to not being in area at the time."

When asked to which "area" she was referring, Ethel replied "No comment." Needless to say, Sunshine stayed quiet as well.

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Socks and Rockets Splits

The popular local cover band Socks and Rockets has officially split up after a dispute with the band leader and lead guitarist, Ethel. Details of the dispute remain unknown, but sources say Ethel has left the state. Ethel has a reputation for not showing up for gigs and practices, and was often the topic of conversation. Locals wondered if she was really committed to the group. The temperamental and unpredictable Ethel is also known for frequently calling the drummer 'narc' during performances. Although the band was small they had about 1000 fans, and once made $25 for playing a gig.

The remaining band members, Sean of the DEA and Rar have formed a new band, they already have almost 10,000 fans and have been invited to play in New York and Chicago.